Courtney Tuttle just wrote the ultimate blog post: This Worst Post in the Universe. Every awful post deserves an awful comment, but I couldn’t bring myself to actually inflict it on Courtney’s blog. So here it is.

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Yay, number 1!!

Courtney, I don’t think I agree with u but everyone’s entitled to there opinion, OK? — LOL — Some of the things you said … Dang, I just spilled Cheez Whiz on my pants, don’t you hate when that happens, the spicy Cheez Whiz I mean, the regular stuff blows, you know?? … anyway, some of the things aren’t quite accurate. I mean, I don’t think you’ve really thought it through this idea of not repeating what you just said even though you may not have said what you meant to before you repeated it the first time. The way you just said it, ya know?

Anyway, the reason I wrote is because you must make mad money online ya? And I’ve got a computer and so I figured that you could tell me how to do like no work ever online and still get loads of cash from suckers who want to buy Vi@gra and stuff? (yeah, I know i know, I’m learning … gotta use those $ymbols for words like Viagra or your computer just stops cold cos of spam right?)

I already set up this kicking Geocities site here www.geocitys.com/tuppysplace/cool_site.httml , so could you check it out and give me some good ideas of what to write about … or maybe I could just copy it from another site right?My friend told me that’s what all you big bloggers do, but she was drunk when she told me, know wot I mean? She was partying like a rockstar so she’d be ready for conferences when I’m a guru.

BTW, I looked all over your site for that picture of you with your bald head holding up that sweet adsense check for like millions of dollars … where did it go?

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